scotiabank gala trivialitiez

ok so i'm gonna make this short and sweet cuz i know nobawdy's even reading this anyways ----> the main thing i've learned as a guest servicez agent at a prestigey golf resort is that passive aggressive "hi how are you" culture has gone 2 far. espesh with the middle aged golf luvin crowd. #got2stop.

it's rill cray you guys. im not even exaggerating. sometimes i wonder if that will be me one day, aggressing a young teen with a bowl cut about how his day is going while all i'm thinking about is when i'll get my next country club fix. did they add my lunch onto the bill. why did he pre-authorize 500 dollars? i'm not a crook. he thinks i'll steal.

i unno y'all. people.

wake uP to the TRENDZ !!! n0w 0r NEVER !!

ok bb girls + boiz nows the time to really get going on sum swEEt trendz that i've carefully spotted out 4 u all:

1. youtube

youtube is a website where u can put videos. this website iz DOOMED to take off at any mo-ment like a falcon eagle. make ur own vidz to quadruple ur pleasure like i did

2. computer shopping 4 photos

use this pr0gram to m8ke your photos look rite out of a magazine lyke marie claire or prevention. i did this and now I'm boosted into super mega elite fashion stardom

is gibby the new bowie ?! do u channel #CARLYBETHOFFICIAL with makey upsies?

i read in the newspaperz that vintage stuf is pretty coo theze dayz so i decided to vintagasize ma self and party in the USA, meaning in brixton England, where bowie mcbowbow was created as a bb. ma friend Hairflip told me to makeup-a-size my face so i #HOTTRANNYMESS'd around tha room and chillaxed my way into mega elite stardom.

l8er once i'd shaved my head + the papa razzmatazzes fled the scene, i realized that this just wudn't comin off!! i decided to channel carly beth, that gurl who 8 a worm in her sammich and the kidz giggled so loud that she ran away and got a scar face'd man to look away while she stole a creep mask, and i told me best fran sabrina "yo sabrina gurl I'm seriuzz this ting just aint comin off" and sabrinzies was all "o carly beth maybe we should get a kitchen knife" and i just ran away into the fog instead and scared chuck 'n steve @ a graveyard.

NEON is HAWWWT these days

o kay boiz N gurlz so I've been working really hard today to get a post out 4 all u kutey pies so I'm trying out this software called picasa that i heard the greatz r using to look chill n super contemplative so i turned myself YELLOW + BLUE !!! ;P ;P haha lol.

ill leave u bb's wit this: follow the example of all da hot trendsettaz and john mayor's out there and NEONIFY U SELF ! i just KNOW it'll make u life so much gentler, i know it

<3 u bbs

omg lol hi im gibby

so instead of boring y'allz with the story of how i saved the cuban revolution with a surprisingly tasty solution (let's just say it involved cinnamon buns and castro in pigtails), i'll just unnecessarily self promote with some qualitay images that r quintessentially gibby (that's me; actually my names alan robert bigelow but my friends call me gibby. i guess u can call me alan cuz i have no effing clue who u r. but i <3 u so much u have no idea !!).

this is me 'n kyssha bein tantalizing seductresses. if u know vancouver this is stanley park, a park; a park, which is in vancouver. im not sure if u can see behind in the sexy blurriness but hiding over tharr is teen heart throb sarah mclachlan. we <3 u 4 being so gosh darn singer songwriter sarah !!

i try to be as original as possible + feel lyke stereotypes dun define me, u no? thazz y as a young gay twink i <3 lady gaga. i even bathed in/threw a bunch of cheerios cuz it helps develop my identity as a young artist + no body understandz me. im diff u know?

omg once u get to know me u'll know that i LOVVVVEEEE designer collaborayshuns, espesh when theyre with my favourite store h&m and mrs. italian designer pants marni, o god i just fell over in shock when i was camping out at vancouvzies' h&m cuz the saffronness of this one shirt was just too much and i blackout and woke up with this #sweetTAT that y'all can see on my porcelain skin. i can't wait to be 80 or some shit and the 'm' might have drifted down to my manboobular areas, i just think it'll be major !!

ok so i just can't do this anymore guys i have to go ok, u can't just keep me here lyke a prisoner in my own blog i just gotta go ok?!? i just gotta go i can't stay i have plans so i can't be here right now. i'll talk about prada or some shit tomorrow